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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

And Then The Rains Came

The Goracle has spoken again. The Northeast rain storms according to Al Goracle stemmed from Global Warming. I realize this buffoon stands to lose a fortune when his Global Warming pyramid scheme implodes and takes the carbon market trading scam with it but he’s really losing it now. If we have a drought – it’s GW. If it storms – it’s GW. If the glaciers retreat – it’s GW. If the glacier ice increases – it’s GW. If there’s a larger number of hurricanes – it’s GW. If there’s an unusually small number of hurricanes – it’s GW. I guess at this rate I’ll be able to blame my cat pissing on the carpet on GW. Go away, Goracle… please… just go away… you pathetic huckster.



Charles Gramlich said...

You've hit the nail on the head here. Every time something changes, some people will say it's proof of global warming. It's idiocy.

BernardL said...

The most convoluted part, Charles, is the Goracle just wrote an article claiming the extreme winter we went through did not disprove GW - but now a sudden rain storm does prove it?!

The UK has a great list of all the things GW is responsible for -