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Sunday, July 11, 2010

New Carbon Reduction Plan

I’ve run across so many insane articles on the Global Warming Scam lately, it’s been hard to choose between people treating heat waves in the summer as if they had never happened before to scientists warning that big eaters cause climate change. This Twilight Zone solution from Belgium to reduce carbon emissions may boost their earnings on the Carbon Credit Trading Market hoax but it will give any other sane person the willies. Paranormal writers in particular who use cemeteries as literary fodder will have to cross Belgium off the paranormal locale list. On the other hand, what you read in this article about Belgium’s carbon footprint reduction idea will completely end all threat from vampires and zombies. Hey, at least the Carbon Credit Mafia hasn’t decided to use the dead as food capsules like in the movie ‘Soilent Green’… yet.  :)


Charles Gramlich said...

All I've got to say is: "ewwww." I'd rather be thrown into the woods and have the creatures eat me.

BernardL said...

LOL! That makes two of us, Charles. I was always fond of the way the Eskimos handled their old folks. They put them on an ice floe for the polar bears to eat. I told my kids if I start getting dementia to just drop me off at the trail-head for my favorite backpacking trail into the Caribou Wilderness. I'll go find my own bear. :)

Bernita said...

The comments following that article are both hilarious and acute!
Don't see an improvement over old fashioned cremation--but it would prevent new zombies and vamps.
TOn the other hand, there's enough brain dead blood suckers around as it is and I'm afrain they are running this idea.

BernardL said...

They are funny, Bernita. Not very many folks are fooled anymore by this scam.

"there's enough brain dead blood suckers around as it is and I'm afraid they are running this idea." Yes indeed.