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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Mossad Sharks


At least one Egyptian official believes the shark attacks at their Red Sea Resort are the work of Israel’s Mossad Stupid Dumber Than A Bag Of Rocks. Apparently anything bad that happens in the Middle East whether it be natural disaster or fish attacks in the sea must ultimately be blamed on Israel. Willingness to suspend common sense and logic is a must in this instance since even the dreaded Mossad hasn’t figured out a way to make sharks attack only their enemies. I doubt killing a German tourist would be high on the Mossad’s list but try reasoning logic with folks who still think the 15 Saudi’s, 2 United Arab Emirate citizens along with one each from Egypt and Lebanon somehow were coerced by the Jews to perpetrate 911. According to the second article, the idiots believe Israel will have to prove somehow they weren't responsible for the shark attacks.

4 comments:

Middle Ditch said...

Very funny if it wasn't so serious. Whatever next?

BernardL said...

I don't know, MD. As you mentioned, very serious. When one of these morons mentions garbage like this a bunch of other idiots run out and attack Israel eventually leading to retaliation.

Charles Gramlich said...

hum, guess you haven't seen some of those shark Sci fi movies! Lol.

BernardL said...

I have, Charles, but unlike these Egyptian officials I know there's a difference between reality and fiction. :) Speaking of that, I saw the beginning of one on the SciFi Channel the other night that was a real laugher.