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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Al Goracle Rainmaker


Here’s the big money trail to the Chicago Climate Exchange where the Al Goracle Global Warming acolytes predict a trillion dollar scam bonanza. It will not be big business or the Al Goracles of the world paying for this travesty of exchanging empty air for exorbitant fees. It will be us peons. Al will still be flying around in a private jet. The earth will still be cooling. The Political Hand Puppets will still be taxing the crap out of us for an imaginary problem with no fix. The media will still be hailing every snowstorm, hurricane, volcano, tsunami, earthquake and tidal wave as a precursor to the Global Warming apocalypse. And lastly, our leaders will be sapping away our way of life like a two foot long blood sucker in the Okefenokee Swamp.

2 comments:

Bernita said...

" sapping away our way of life like a two foot long blood sucker in the Okefenokee Swamp."
Now that's vivid!

In other news, Happy Birthday, Bernard!

BernardL said...

Thanks, Bernita. One day to the big 6...0... to go. I never thought I'd make it to forty let alone sixty. It's all gravy from here. :)