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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Extramarital Sex and Earthquakes


A senior Iranian Cleric claims extramarital sex and dolled up women cause earthquakes. I know your first reaction involves laughter, but how far removed from the Climate Mafia’s claims of global warming causing everything from acne to volcanoes is the Cleric’s revelation. The Cleric sees Iran experiencing an earthquake while observing what he thinks is lewd behavior (in Iran that could mean a woman cavorting around in a burka with detached veil) puts two and two together and comes up with his hypothesis. A Global Warming acolyte uses less of an empirical method than the Cleric does. The AGW hucksters observe a hundred degree day in Atlanta, Georgia sometime in August and pronounces it a global warming phenomena. The Al Goracle crowd endures an Oklahoma blizzard in January and announces the snowstorm proves global warming in some whacked out way. A hurricane strikes the Gulf Coast during hurricane season and the AGW carnival barkers saturate their accomplices in the media with fabricated nonsense blaming global warming for that event too. When you compare empirical data observations from the Cleric and the Climate Mafia the Cleric appears to be more of a scientist. At least the Cleric isn’t demanding money to stop the earthquakes. If we send the Cleric to Iceland he’d probably find enough scantily clad women to blame for the volcano there. At least his theory of prayer and chastity would be a more equitable solution than taxing the earth’s population into another stone age for the purpose of stopping naturally occurring phenomena. :)

8 comments:

Rusty Shackleford said...

http://unitedstatesofscamerica.blogspot.com/2010/04/iceland-saves-earth.html

BernardL said...

I enjoyed your link, Rusty. :)

Bernita said...

It's the Mother Earth thesis - always the woman's fault.
BTW,somewhere I saw that the Iceland volcano was already linked to global warming.

BernardL said...

Yes they did, Bernita. I linked it in the post just before this one. At least with the cleric's thesis a woman is usually somewhere near a natural disaster. Scientific signs of global warming have to be invented when the hucksters need to connect AGW to a disaster. :)

whydibuy said...

On the other hand, its rather comforting to me to know that one of our worse muslim enemies is so backward.

When you read this stuff you realize these guys wouldn't be able to mount much of an offense in a real world situation.

They are just to ignorant and twisted to be a real threat to the U.S.

BernardL said...

It doesn't take much in the brain department to send religion of peace virgin hunters into the USA with radioactive material like the kind India misplaced at a scrap metal yard recently and blow it up in a densely populated area, whydibuy.

whydibuy said...

Thats true, but we can get a nut from the U.S. with multiple degrees and clearances to weapons of mass destruction go wacko and decide his sky daddy demands a start of some apocalypse.

I was refering to the muslims mounting any kind of serious military campaign. In that area, I doubt they could do little .

BernardL said...

Very true, whydibuy.