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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Old Man

A friend sent me this. It may be an old one for all I know. Since it was my first time seeing it, I thought I'd pass it along in case anyone else hadn't seen it.  :)

An  elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several  years. 

He  had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,  so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and  some apple, and peach  trees. 

One  evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he  hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. 

He  grabbed a five-gallon bucket  to bring back some fruit. 

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and  laughing with glee.  

As  he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women  skinny-dipping in his pond. 

He  made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep  end.

One  of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you  leave!' 

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down  here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the  pond naked.' 

Holding  the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the  alligator...' 

Some  old men can still think fast.


raine said...

Good on him, lmao! :D

BernardL said...

He was quick on his feet, Raine. :)

Bernita said...

Crafty fellow!

BernardL said...

Having been in Florida and Louisiana a time or two this anecdote may actually have some basis, Bernita. :)