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Friday, January 14, 2011

Just What We Need



Here’s some good news Woolly Clone. The science people believe we’re only four years away from cloning our own Woolly Mammoth. I bet you didn’t know we needed new Woolly Mammoths. I know I didn’t. I guess they fit in with the new ice age. I wonder if the cloners have some way to create enough food to feed them too. Next thing will be the T-Rex. I know we’re all on the edge of our seats waiting for a herd of those too. At least they’ll have enough to eat with billions of us running around like willing happy meals on two legs.  :)

8 comments:

Stephen Parrish said...

Maybe they want to make a real-life version of the cartoon movie "Ice Age."

Jordan Summers said...

Jurassic Park anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Charles Gramlich said...

Gotta confess, I think it's very cool. I'm hoping it works.

BernardL said...

That's right, Steve, we'll have to move the Sabertooth Tiger to the front of the cloning line before T-Rex. I hope it will be like in the cartoon where they don't eat anything. :)

You reminded me of the Raptors, Jordan. We could hide from the T-Rex but the damn Raptors will get us no matter what we do... and... and they play with their food. :(

I'm hoping they build the cloning plant right next to your house, Charles. :)

raine said...

Must admit, I do think it's fascinating.
As long as everything is controlled, of course, lol. :)
(and why the Woolly Mammoth? the brontosaurus was cuter...).

BernardL said...

I'm sure they'll have it all controlled, Raine. Nothing could possibly go wrong. :) I think a smarter choice would be the Dodo bird. It's cute and it can't eat, gore, or trample us. :)

Jordan Summers said...

Yep, the raptors will get you every time. :) Someone obviously missed the message in that movie. (ie We were so busy trying to figure out if we could create a dinosaur, we didn't stop to think about if we 'should'.)

BernardL said...

Oh yeah, Jordan, that is most definitely the line they missed. We have a knack for chaos. We seem to crave it. :)