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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Global Warming Strikes Again

'Devil' crabs in the tens of thousands are showing up dead on British shorelines Cold Crab . Authorities believe they died of hypothermia. Of course this is Global Warming again, striking in its unnatural form of freezing cold, driving sea temperatures down, killing the unwary crabs who thought global warming meant warming. Since Global Warming means everything in climate including warming, freezing, raining, sleeting, storming, etc. these dippy creatures missed the signs of doom. The signs are of course mankind still living on earth. If the environmental evangelicals could just figure out a way to exterminate us bipeds everything would be rosy. As Dave Forman the Founder of Earth First! stated: Phasing out the human race will solve every problem on earth, social and environmental.  You first, Dave. :)


Charles Gramlich said...

I find myself relatively unattached to the human race in general. I don't know most of them. However, I find myself quite attached to certain portions of the human race and hope they are able to survive.

BernardL said...

You have to realize there are a lot of the human race unattached to you too, Charles. I'm sure you don't want any of them phasing you out though. :)