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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Return of the Goracle


Al Goracle thundered out from his Montecito Villa to rally all us poor shmucks into a nationwide protest against Congress’s inaction on the climate change (Cap & Trade) rip-off. Please go away, you arrogant, condescending blowhard. Enjoy the billion you’ve already scammed from us dolts and let this colossal fraud die. The Goracle must be ‘Green’ with envy over the carbon taxes UK politicians are foisting onto their populace. It makes me yearn for more middle-aged masseuses to pop up with court claims so as to keep the Goracle busy. I have to hand it to the Goracle though for one thing – he’s learned it’s better to come out trumpeting in August heat rather than making speeches during record cold fronts in January.

2 comments:

Charles Gramlich said...

You can't keep a good man/bear/pig down.

BernardL said...

True, Charles. Those Montecito villas cost a lot of money to keep running. :)