W. C. Fields was quoted as saying:
"I once spent a year in
Please, if you're from Philly, no hate E-mails. I'm originally from Ohio. Here's an Ohio joke.
"A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?”
The guy replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6′5″, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?”
The first guy says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”