Just a short funny one, because I mentioned my devouring of
tech data, especially stuff on every day glitches happening to our modern
chariots. Earlier today I had a contractor pull in the shop with his 2005 Dodge
Ram 1500. He got out and met me in front of his truck. I’ll tag him as Dan
Dodge for the blog. Medium height, flushed of face, and carrying around thirty
extra pounds, Dan was wearing one of those worried ‘I know I’m going to get
ripped off’ looks. He confirmed it shortly after my usual customer greeting.
“Listen. I know you don’t work for free, but I just need to
get your opinion. I can’t afford anymore shit happening with this truck.”
“Well, you’re right about one thing I don’t work for free,
but tell me what kind of trouble you’re having with the truck. I don’t charge
for listening.”
Dan chuckled a little at that one. “Okay… I went to the
Autozone over on McArthur and got the codes read there because my check engine
light was on.”
He took a piece of notebook paper out to look at. “They said
I had codes PO404 and PO405… something to do with the EGR (Exhaust Gas
Recirculation) valve position and voltage.”
Okay so far, but thanks to an active imagination and extensive
tech reading, my mind has already jumped to the plot climax. “You replaced the
EGR valve, and you still have a PO405 Code.”
Dan’s face looks like, and here’s an obscure comparison, the
Replicant at the beginning of Blade Runner, when he’s asked questions by a
government agent trying to pick out the escaped Replicants, ‘there’s a turtle on
its back in the desert and you’re not helping’. I love this part. Dan goes away
for a moment.
“How… how could you know that?”
Because I’m the great and all powerful Oz… naaahhh… I read a
case history while doing my every day tech troubleshooting, service bulletins,
and recall announcements. “I keep up on this stuff. First, did you put an
Autozone EGR on it or an OEM one?”
“They didn’t have one so I had to go to the dealer in Walnut
Creek.”
“Outstanding. Here’s what we’ll have to do. We need to
disconnect your battery cables and touch them together. Then we wait a half
hour. Then we reconnect the terminals and you’ll be all set. You may have a few
drivability issues though while the on board computer relearns the driving
parameters though, but that should be minor for a couple days. I also have to
warn you sometimes you have to have a reflash done on the computer too if this
doesn’t work.”
“Why do I need to do this again?” Dan is still stuck on my
out of the blue right on guess.
“It’s like this. Your EGR valve was bad, but after you
replaced it, the computer still thinks you have an old bad one. It’s just like
Windows on your computer when you get the blue screen of death. You need to
reboot. Want to try it?”
“Sure.”
I disconnect the battery, touch the terminals together for
thirty seconds, and then we left it alone. Dan sat in my office and I finished
up a brake job on an 06 Saturn I was working on. I then reconnected the battery
and sent Dan on his way. Since Dan had already told me the check engine light
came back on only minutes into the driving cycle after replacing the EGR, I
told him to drive it for the day and give me a call as to how it worked out.
Dan just called and said everything was working perfectly. I needed to
experiment, and Dan needed to be the guinea pig. Now that the great and all
knowing Oz has worked a minor miracle, we’ll see if Dan comes in for servicing
or if he tries to get the all powerful Oz to work for free again. That would be…
NO. :)
4 comments:
You are the ninja of automotives, man.
No, my friend, but I do read through reams of repairs showing up on all the late model vehicles I can find on my Tech organization's archives. That stuff I do speed read. :) Lucky for Dan, I just read three cases of the same thing happening on those 4.7L Dodges in that year range a couple weeks back. If it would have needed a computer reflash that would have cost him. The same thing could have happened to me, but the all powerful OZ didn't tell Dan that. :)
Very lucky for him you'd read up on this so recently.
You dazzled him, lol.
It did add another weird coincidental illustration to my repair world, Raine. If I can find pattern failures before they arrive on a customer's vehicle, it sure makes life at my Nilson Brothers Garage Twilight Zone a lot easier... not to mention I get to be the all-knowing OZ occasionally. :)
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