Princess Alima

I usually just hit the phishing scam button for the Kipkala family, the Zongos, and all the assorted UK lotteries I've supposedly won. I also, like many others, get assorted e-mails from royal family members in Nigeria, the Sudan, and the African continent who all need my help with their inheritance passed down from deceased Kings, Queens, etc. I just had to reprint this e-mail from Princess Alima. The royal family grammar has improved since the last time she wanted to pass on part of her vast inheritance to me. Every time I get one of these I picture some little deformed troll sitting under a bridge with their laptop sending it with the help of a stolen WiFi signal from a nearby Starbucks. Anyway, without further ado, here's Princess Alima. Feel free to contact her if you wish.  :)

HELLO & Greetings to you.

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God
for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you
abundantly and you would never re-great this.

I am a female student from Burkina Faso University Teachings Hospitals (BUTH)
Burkina Faso , Ouagadougou .  My father died earlier eight months ago
and left I and my younger brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years ago before his death. I was a princess to him and my mother is not literate enough to know my father's entire wealth.

He left the sum of USD $4.350.000.00US dollars. In a security company, this money was annually paid into my late fathers account from the Gold mining company and Colton processing Company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.I don't know somewhere in abroad to invest the money so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family because I’m a female according to our African tradition. Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your bank account that is why I felt happy when I saw your  contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely.

I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you can help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of annual after Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this money to your country, kindly reach me.

Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to start the transaction as quick as possible, I will send you my photograph as soon as I hear from you.


Yours sincerely,
Princess Alima
princessalim@voila.fr