I
registered my screenplay, DEMON, with the WGA, and sent it out on the query
trail. I promised I would report back if I received any feedback, or noticed
anything out of the ordinary about screenplay submissions. One of the posts on
the ISA claimed to have a five picture deal, and needed one more screenplay. The
supposed owner of this company in LA wanted submissions with Logline, Short
Synopsis, and a PDF copy of the WGA registered screenplay. The description
matched HARD CASE, so I sent it in. I received an e-mail back that started out
promisingly enough. They liked my Logline, but then things got goofy. The rest
of the e-mail read like one of those Nigerian Princess or Bank of Africa
phishing scam e-mails. They were looking to add to their Board of Directors,
and blah, blah, blah… ending with a vague request I send them a letter by courier,
and then they’d get in contact with me (they already had every contact number
and e-mail address I have).
Yes,
I know. The first impulse is to do exactly what they say no matter how
illogical. However, the bloom has been off the rose for me since sending out my
first queries and manuscripts by snail mail in the seventies. I answered
politely by e-mail with a reiteration of entertaining any legitimate offer for
the screenplay or to write any type of screenplay they would be interested in
making a deal on. I also did some research on the company. They claimed in the
e-mail they were brand new and therefore had made zero mistakes. It reminded me
of the tone of an e-mail I received from Princess Shamira. Anyway, there is no
background to research, or any info on the supposed owner. I did note that I
should try looking up the posters on these ISA bulletin boards before I submit,
rather than after I receive an e-mail from Princess Shamira Con. :)
I
did receive what looks like a legitimate response from a director who was in a
few databases. He promises to read the synopsis on my Sell Sheet, but would
only contact me if interested, because of being bombarded with submissions. The
form letter did have a casual tone to it, and even wished me a ‘great Christmas’
which I thought was very nice. I did find out from a few other notifications acknowledging
my submissions, that as in the literary publishing world, we dupe writers will
just have to assume after a couple months if they don’t contact us they’re not
interested. Same old, same old.
That’s
the report from deep in the new and exciting world of screenplay writing. I am
nearing the 20,000 word plateau in my new killer novel, and started my third
screenplay which will continue on as a sequel to DEMON. Be careful out there,
my writing friends. :)
6 comments:
So sorry to hear that it all sounds so discouraging, Bernard.
I sincerely hope someone finds YOU. There must be legitimate people out there looking for something fresh!
It's not discouraging, Raine. It's part of the process. You know that. :) Hell, if this stuff was easy, anyone could do it. :)
One day we'll both look back on all this & laugh, right?
Okay...maybe not laugh. Maybe chuckle?
Okay...maybe not chuckle. Maybe smile?
Okay...maybe not smile. Maybe grimace?
Okay...
LOL! I confess I laughed after the first two lines claiming to like my Logline for HARD CASE, Raine. I swear, that e-mail read like a Nigerian Banker spam letter. C'mon, my friend, we don't write to get rich and famous... right? Okay... maybe we do... but we do enjoy the struggle, right? Okay... maybe not so much as the years pass... but it's an exciting adventure, right? Okay... maybe it's getting a little worn around the edges, but... but... :)
I haven't forgotten my promise to take you with me on the set of HARD CASE during filming to brush elbows with the star, Jason Mamoa... just as soon as I sell it. :)
I can be packed in five minutes flat, lol. :D
Noted! :)
Post a Comment