The Cure

Global Warming/Climate Disruption and our exhaling world population caused ten ships to get trapped in the growing ice in the Sea of Okhotsk Ice Trap. I'm certain it's Climate Disruption that caused this calamity because GW/CD causes monsoons in India or lack of monsoons in India, hot August nights in Atlanta, Georgia and cool August nights in Atlanta, Georgia, hurricanes off the Gulf or no hurricanes off the Gulf, record snowfall in Europe or no snowfall in Europe, earthquakes in California or no earthquakes in California, tornadoes in Kansas or no tornadoes in Kansas. GW/CD has it all covered. All we need to cure these GW/CD horrific events is tax the crap out of everyone on earth and redistribute the money wherever the UN says we should. The Sun (the only non-fiction source of cyclical climate change) will then take note of our endeavors to keep carbon market scammers happy and accede to our wishes for perfect weather for the rest of eternity. There, can I have my Montecito Mansion now?  :)