Cancun Climate Con Opening Ceremonies

I couldn’t make up a beginning to the Cancun Climate Con better than Christiana Figueres, executive secretary of the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change (Fraud) invoking the ancient jaguar goddess Ixchel in her opening statement to the band of merry thieves… I mean delegates gathered in Cancun Climate Comic Con. It’s nice Figueres let the mask slip for the opening ceremonies and gave us a look inside the inner workings of what inspires global warming hucksters. When the ‘Hockey Stick’ scam hit the fan with Michael (Inconvenient Medieval Period) Mann opting to erase an entire age so a warmer period than now disappeared from his climate fiction graph, it sent the global warming acolytes scurrying for cover… apparently right into the looney bin of inspirational sources. Personally, I could care less if Ms. Figueres invokes the ancient jaguar goddess in her bedtime prayers because frankly, her invocation would be less insane than the UN crooks’ readying the global taxation of the air we exhale. Some adults down in Cancun better keep an eye on those wild eyed kooks down there in case they set their sights on a human sacrifice next like in the old days of Acalan when they sacrificed unmarried women to the goddess in exchange for her favor.