Saturday, December 22, 2007

Wake Up Call

“Hi, Bernie,” a woman’s voice called out from right beside me on Friday morning.

In my defense, the air compressor was knocking away. I was in complete concentration mode under the hood of a 2001 Pontiac, and probably nothing short of an earthquake would have jarred me out from the Pontiac’s maw. I managed to not pop my head up like Bambi scrambling for cover, and eased out slowly as if I knew she was there all the time. This doesn’t happen often; because in my shop’s neighborhood, it’s not healthy to get surprised. I usually have a sixth sense about walk-ins. Lucky for me, I was surprised by a five foot four inch old customer’s daughter, and not a six foot four gangbanger. Who says God doesn’t watch out for the oblivious.

She wanted to make an appointment for an oil change. In doing so, she issued a gentle reminder to get my head out of my ass; and look up occasionally, as if I did indeed know where the hell I was. :)

Monday the twenty-fourth I’ll be in my attached comic shop, writing all day, instead of fixing cars. I’ve already promised a bunch of my regular kid customers I’d be open early.

8 comments:

  1. Ah, the joys of Oak town. *ggg* The writing should keep you out of trouble. ;) Merry Christmas.

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  2. Merry Christmas, Jordan! Yea, I'm going to try and take a picture with the lights on and everything. I haven't had a chance to open the comic shop all day for quite a while.

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  3. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve. :)

    Merry Christmas, Bernard!

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  4. Thanks, Raine, Merry Christmas to you!

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  5. Heeey! I'm 5'4" and I'm pretty badass!!! =)

    Happy Holidays, Bernard!

    your pal,

    Erica Ridley, Author & Ninja

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  6. LOL! My apologies, Erica, I didn't mean to downplay the Ninja-like abilities of 5' 4" dynamos. Remember though, I work with my hands, so I handle all threats the same way: pepper spray till they drop, stun-gun 'em till they quit movin'. :) Merry Christmas, Badass!

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