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I own a one man auto/truck repair shop in Oakland, CA.I write adventure fiction with a political slant, and unconventional poetry. Using my day-job to keep me going, I continue my assault on the publishing world with each action packed day. Any questions or comments you'd rather not make public, please use the address below. Sock Puppets welcome. :) E-Mail: nilson_brothers@hotmail.com

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Simile

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This is just for fun. I’ve been paying close attention to the subject of similes on Nathan Bransford’s blog. While anything can be over used...
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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Rooster

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I was making out invoices in the office when a middle nineties Jeep drove up into the shop. Exiting the office, and paying more attention to...
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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Telemarketing

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I get numerous telemarketers calling the business every day. As most folks know, when you answer these calls, you get dead air for a time be...
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Two Wheels

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“Yo!” Having heard the motion detector, I was already walking toward this guy on a bike, but he continued yelling out ‘Yo’ until I spoke f...
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

In Honor Of Valentine's Day

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A funny walk on the male side of Valentine's Day. I wrote this for my wife, who hates Valentine's Day. Warning! This is not a Hallma...
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Saturday, February 9, 2008

A Wave In Antarctica

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This picture is in a series of shots taken in Antarctica, where the water breaks through and immediately freezes. Breathtaking. Oh yeah, an...
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Saturday, January 26, 2008

Layla

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Since I don’t want to be accused of stealing anything in these unhappy times of plagiarism, I wrote this little Genie story from a suggestio...
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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Zombie Queen

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Here’s a little post with an in the box heroine, with politically incorrect views, I thought to have some fun with. Hope it gets a few smile...
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Auto Shop Snark

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Sitting at the desk, filling out invoices, I noticed a woman walk in from the sidewalk, and my motion detector went off. The woman stood sti...
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Friday, January 18, 2008

Texting Tina

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I drove up this morning, and a woman in a short-sleeved top and pants was standing near my shop’s big rollup door. She clutched one of those...
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Born and raised in Warren, Ohio, Mr. DeLeo writes Pulp Fiction in many genres. He served aboard the USS Ranger (CVA61) from 1969 until November of 1972. After the Navy, he earned an AA degree in Auto Technology from Chabot College in Hayward, CA, and a BA degree in English from Cal State Hayward.
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