How Dare You Deport Our Criminals Back To Us

This is the goofiest put down of the United States Immigration Enforcement Agency yet. It seems the mayors of Mexican border towns are up in arms over the United States deporting illegal alien criminal Mexicans back to Mexico Illegal Alien Criminals. Let’s overlook the utter stupidity of such nonsense for a moment and get our leaders to send them a straight forward reply – Stop Sending Them Here! I wonder if we'll ever have a President of any party in my lifetime who will take the part of United States Citizens to seal our border and stop the horde of illegal pillagers flowing over it. I guess it's not enough our Justice Department backs a foreign third world nation against one of our own states trying to enforce federal immigration law. Now, we're blamed when the Immigration Department finally sends a few looters and pillagers back home.

Aliens Did It

This is a great UFO story Aliens. It combines all the ingredients except clear photo evidence. Of course it’s from the past, before mega-pixel camera phones and cams. Have you noticed although we still have sightings that somehow either the pictures don’t get taken or they’re as grainy as the UFO pictures they took back in the fifties? Anyway, this story has ex-military guys coming clean, aliens disabling our missiles, and of course the government cover-up. I have a new 1080P HD cam I’m taking into the Caribou Wilderness this Saturday for a full week backpacking trip. If I spot a UFO, I’ll have that puppy in HD… unless of course it zaps me aboard the Mother-ship for experimentation. :)

Captain Dan Luckett

I believe there are five levels of heroes in the United States Armed Forces. Every man or woman who joins the armed forces and serves honorably to protect this nation attains the fifth level of heroism. They volunteer when many others either cannot or will not. Wounded in defense of our nation attains hero level four – incredible sacrifice and mental anguish accompany this grim level. Darker still, not in their eyes, but in the eyes of people who have never believed in anything enough to persevere and overcome is the third heroic level of sacrifice - the tragedy of being maimed in action. Between the first level of heroism in giving their lives in defense of this nation and the third level is one rarely attained by any human being. The second level of heroism and dogged determination has a new member – Dan Luckett. He attained the third level when losing one leg and part of his other foot in Iraq. This double amputee has returned to the battlefield in Afghanistan with the 101^st Airborne. As writers we create remarkable heroes and heroines stretching the imagination. Then along comes a hero who stretches our reality and awe beyond any fiction we could ever write. God bless and keep you safe, Captain Luckett. You lead by example that can only be envied and strived for but rarely attained. You Sir, are the MAN. Your story of struggle is an inspiration. HERO

Ahmadinejad Feels 'Insulted'... oh barf!

President Obama's reaction to the little Iranian monster's 9/11 conspiracy accusation looney was neither 'insulting' nor 'amateurish'. In fact, the President's words were restrained in view of Ahmadinejad's intention to wipe Israel off the planet and threaten us with a nuclear holocaust. I believe President Obama made Ahamadinejad look like the jackass he is. Here are a couple parts of the total transcript Ahmadinejad didn't like that I thought were just right:

"It was offensive. It was hateful. And particularly for him to make the statement here in Manhattan, just a little north of ground zero, where families lost their loved ones — people of all faiths, all ethnicities, who see this as the seminal tragedy of this generation — for him to make a statement like that was inexcusable...

And so, again, this is an example of where the Iranian people I believe are ill served.  To have a President who makes outrageous, offensive statements like this does not serve the interests of the Iranian people, does not strengthen Iran’s stature in the world community. 

 

     And there is an easy solution to this, which is to have a Iranian government act responsibly in the international community, along the lines of not just basic codes of conduct or diplomatic norms, but just basic humanity and common decency.

 

     Again, for Ahmadinejad to come to somebody else’s country and then to suggest somehow that the worst tragedy that’s been experienced here, a attack that killed 3,000 people, was somehow the responsibility of the government of that country, is something that defies not just common sense but basic sense -- basic senses of decency that aren’t unique to any particular country -- they’re common to the entire world."

 

President Obama's words seem to fit the jackal very well.

Joke

A friend E-mailed this one to me. I thought it was worth passing on for a laugh.  :)

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh - My - God." 

What Should Be

This E-mail has gone viral lately. It's so right on the money it makes my head spin. I chuckle every time I read it because no politician in this country has the guts to do it, and it's exactly what should be done. Oh well...  :)

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO

TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR

ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,

DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN,

GIVE THE FOLLOWING

SPEECH?

'My Fellow Americans - as you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. 

THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Mexico is on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska – which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.' 

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America ... thank you and good night.'

Oh Yeah!

WWII Heroine, Eileen Nearne

Eileen Nearne died on September 2ond. She was a heroine of World War II who worked a radio transmitter during the D-Day invasion from behind enemy lines in France at the young age of 23 (Heroine) providing crucial information to the Allies. She was captured and tortured by the Germans in July of 1944. When the Germans couldn’t break Ms. Nearne they sent her to Ravensbruck concentration camp. She escaped and was liberated by American Forces. Eileen Nearne was awarded the Member of the Order of the British Empire. Never divulging information about her wartime service to any neighbors in Torquay, the seaside town in Devon where she lived until her death, Ms. Nearne’s exploits will I hope be celebrated now. She sure was something. RIP, Eileen.

Chilling the 'Disruptors'

I know it's all due to the new term 'Climate Disruption' but we had the coolest summer in decades out here on the left coast. Cool Unlike the 'Disruptors' I won't claim any significance to our cooling trend. In return, couldn't we get them to stop trying to carbon tax us into oblivion every time temperatures soar in Arizona?  :)

Killer Bug

Here’s a new reason to stay out of hospitals even here in the USA Killer Bug. The super resistant bugs described in the article are especially prevalent in people who obtained medical treatment at hospitals in India. The bacteria, NDM-1, is named for New Delhi. Real global threats like NDM-1 should be the focus of money ripped off from people around the world under the guise of combating ‘Global Warming’, now renamed by governmental con artists as ‘Global Climate Disruption’. Let’s see… what should humanity fear… odorless, harmless, good for plants and animals CO2… or people exterminating plague bacteria? No contest.